[mOiOz]

THE CHECK UP​

THE CHECK UP

Seymour 85, goes for his half-year check-up.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”

“Never better, doctor! You know after my Becky died, I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25-year-old, who happens to love me for myself, not my money!
We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now, what do you think of that?”

The doctor leans back in his chair and tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season.

One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake.
He goes to pick up his gun and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead.

Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and go, ‘bang bang’!
Much to his surprise, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead!
What do you think of that?”

“Well,” says Seymour, “Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly.”, says the doctor.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

THE CHECK UP​

THE CHECK UP

Seymour 85, goes for his half-year check-up.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”

“Never better, doctor! You know after my Becky died, I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25-year-old, who happens to love me for myself, not my money!
We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now, what do you think of that?”

The doctor leans back in his chair and tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season.

One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake.
He goes to pick up his gun and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead.

Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and go, ‘bang bang’!
Much to his surprise, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead!
What do you think of that?”

“Well,” says Seymour, “Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly.”, says the doctor.

NOOOOOOOO! This made my jaw drop

 

[Senor]

Ha Ha.

 

[Singomate]

Ah yes the reality of Date of birth disease.

 

[Gazman]

THE CHECK UP​

THE CHECK UP

Seymour 85, goes for his half-year check-up.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”

“Never better, doctor! You know after my Becky died, I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25-year-old, who happens to love me for myself, not my money!
We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now, what do you think of that?”

The doctor leans back in his chair and tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season.

One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake.
He goes to pick up his gun and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead.

Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and go, ‘bang bang’!
Much to his surprise, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead!
What do you think of that?”

“Well,” says Seymour, “Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly.”, says the doctor.

A savvy doctor?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

THE CHECK UP​

THE CHECK UP

Seymour 85, goes for his half-year check-up.
His doctor says, “So, Seymour, how have you been feeling?”

“Never better, doctor! You know after my Becky died, I was lonely! Not anymore!! I met a beautiful 25-year-old, who happens to love me for myself, not my money!
We got married, and guess what!? She’s expecting my baby!! Now, what do you think of that?”

The doctor leans back in his chair and tents his fingers together, pondering the question.
Then the doctor says, “Let me tell you a little story, Seymour. I have a friend, pretty much about your age, who loves hunting, in fact, he never misses a season.

One fall day, he sets off to go hunting. Trudging through the woods, he sees a huge male beaver by a lake.
He goes to pick up his gun and realizes that he brought his cane by accident, instead.

Well, he’s so disappointed, but he decides, just for the hell of it, to lift his cane, aim it at the animal, as if it were his rifle, and go, ‘bang bang’!
Much to his surprise, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead!
What do you think of that?”

“Well,” says Seymour, “Logic would strongly suggest that someone else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.”
“My point exactly.”, says the doctor.

Lol Poor Seymour ha well at least he'll get to be a dad Lol

 

[Goodbloke]

Reminds me of the old 75 year old fat guy that won millions in Lotto and found a new young attractive hot girlfriend that very same day, wow what a coincidence.

 

[RTS]

Men are capable of fathering children into their nineties. I know of a ninety two year old man who had to marry his carer. The family were very surprised.

 

[Ezzy]

I think someone had it in for Seymour.