mjm9

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The brilliant Steven Wright

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Number 19 has been stuck on my desk for 3 decades.
 
There all great thanks.☺️
 
Steven Wright, sure ain't wrong!!!
 
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Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Hey Wood. (Hey Wood who?) Hey would you eat me out?
 
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Tara.
(Tara who?) Tara McClosoff.
 
Knock, knock. (Who's there?)
Dewey! (Dewey who?)
Dewey have a condom handy?
 
Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Orange. (Orange who?) Orange you glad this isn't actually a banana?
 
Read any good books lately? I recommend ;
Camel ride by Major Bumsore
Falling from heights by Eileen Dover
Cats revenge by Claude Balls
Mind your language by Argus Tuft
happy reading folks
 
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My grief counselor died.
He was so good,
I don’t give a bugger.
 
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"My older relatives liked to tease me at weddings,
Saying things like, “You’ll be next!”
They stopped once
I started doing the same to them at funerals."
 
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"I just came across my wife’s
Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”"
 
"Today, I asked my phone
“Siri, why am I still single?”
And it activated the front camera."
 
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"Today, I asked my phone
“Siri, why am I still single?”
And it activated the front camera."
Never investigate illusion and delusion.
That's how I keep happy!
 
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What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea.
You’re running but can’t remember where.
 
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What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea.
You’re running but can’t remember where.
Nooooo
 

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