[Skipton]

The $250 Vet Bill!​

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian.
They’re immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the
Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves.
Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua
for 10 minutes and leaves.
Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some
medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
“This must be a mistake,” the man says.
“I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”
“No mistake,” the doctor says.
“It’s $100 for the lab test,
$100 for the cat scan
and $50 for the medicine.”

 

[Jarred Santos]

The $250 Vet Bill!​

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian.
They’re immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the
Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves.
Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua
for 10 minutes and leaves.
Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some
medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
“This must be a mistake,” the man says.
“I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”
“No mistake,” the doctor says.
“It’s $100 for the lab test,
$100 for the cat scan
and $50 for the medicine.”

As a dog-lover, how does one avail of that Lab test

 

[mOiOz]

The $250 Vet Bill!​

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian.
They’re immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the
Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves.
Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua
for 10 minutes and leaves.
Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some
medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
“This must be a mistake,” the man says.
“I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”
“No mistake,” the doctor says.
“It’s $100 for the lab test,
$100 for the cat scan
and $50 for the medicine.”

Good thing there wasn't a pup-smear...!

 

[DKH]

Good thing there wasn't a pup-smear...!

Good reply...clever

 

[Catherines]

Sounds somewhat like a visit to the doctor for us humans!

 

[Dennis]

The $250 Vet Bill!​

A man takes his sick Chihuahua to the veterinarian.
They’re immediately taken back to a room.
Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the
Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves.
Then a cat comes in, stares at the Chihuahua
for 10 minutes and leaves.
Finally, the doctor comes in, prescribes some
medicine and hands the man a $250 bill.
“This must be a mistake,” the man says.
“I’ve been here only 20 minutes!”
“No mistake,” the doctor says.
“It’s $100 for the lab test,
$100 for the cat scan
and $50 for the medicine.”

Another oldie but a good one for younger members.

 

[Mikeyboy2012]

Really sad joke...but I still laughed...a little.

 

[mOiOz]

'Lab' is short for 'Laboratory'....

 

[Wendy]

This is an old one, it was on here a while ago, this time it's a chihuahua last time it was a duck.

 

[Macarj]

'Lab' is short for 'Laboratory'....

Or Labrador

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Well that’s one Vet I won’t be taking my baby boy. JAI to he’s a Dashy 2 years old