[Skipton]

Telling the Truth...​

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Marie, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's
something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Marie replied, "Well Charles, I have to be honest with you.
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 30 years, but always for a good reason."
Charles was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said,
"I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"
Marie said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and
the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Charles recalled the visit to the banker and said,
"I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Marie asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick,
but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Charles. "And you did it to save my life,
so of course, I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right, the third time" Marie said. "So do you remember when you
ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Marie, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's
something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Marie replied, "Well Charles, I have to be honest with you.
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 30 years, but always for a good reason."
Charles was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said,
"I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"
Marie said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and
the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Charles recalled the visit to the banker and said,
"I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Marie asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick,
but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Charles. "And you did it to save my life,
so of course, I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right, the third time" Marie said. "So do you remember when you
ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

MARIE, THAT'S CROSSING THE LINE!

 

[Iggydi]

That's funny I wasn't expecting that one

 

[Joyem]

she must've been busy!

 

[Darron]

Oh dearie me - (lol)

 

[thomas]

Telling the Truth...​

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Marie, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's
something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Marie replied, "Well Charles, I have to be honest with you.
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 30 years, but always for a good reason."
Charles was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said,
"I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"
Marie said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and
the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Charles recalled the visit to the banker and said,
"I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Marie asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick,
but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Charles. "And you did it to save my life,
so of course, I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right, the third time" Marie said. "So do you remember when you
ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

I wonder if he ran for a second term

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Telling the Truth...​

A couple was having dinner one evening when the husband
reached across the table took his wife's hand in his and said,
"Marie, soon we will be married 30 years, and there's
something I have to know. In all of these 30 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
Marie replied, "Well Charles, I have to be honest with you.
Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 30 years, but always for a good reason."
Charles was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said,
"I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons'?"
Marie said, "The very first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about
to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage.
Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and
the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"
Charles recalled the visit to the banker and said,
"I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?"
Marie asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick,
but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed?
Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."
"I recall that," said Charles. "And you did it to save my life,
so of course, I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."
"All right, the third time" Marie said. "So do you remember when you
ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?"

Lol Skipton you naughty man did you mean she had a gang bang with 73 ? Hahaha

 

[Dennis]

Well I had to dig deep into my memory to find a golfing joke to reply to today's joke but here goes, This very posh Golf club also had a small hotel where the members and friends could stay overnight, this fellow who had just had a shower decided to get the morning newspaper from outside his door before getting dressed, as he stepped out his room to pick up the paper he heard the
spring -fitted door click behind him and he realized he was in a embarrassing position and the only way he could get out of it was to go down to the reception desk and get a spare key, to get to the desk he had to go through the dining room so he shielded his face with the newspaper, 4 ladies were having breakfast and one said I wonder who that naked man is crossing the floor, the second woman looked up and said it's not my husband, the third woman said it is not my husband either and the fourth said he's definitely not a member of the golf club.