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Tarzan and Jane​

Tarzan and Jane were out one day and Jane felt the sudden urge to copulate

Jane asks Tarzan, "So uh what do you use for, um, your manly urges.. You know..." And makes a gesture for Tarzan to understand.. "

"Tarzan use hole in tree."

"Oh," says Jane, who lays down and spreads her legs, "why don't you try putting it in here?"

Without missing a beat Tarzan kicks her firmly in the groin. Writhing in pain she says, "JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?"

"Tarzan check for bees."