[Luckyus]

Swimming Across the Tank​

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators, piranhas, and many other lethal creatures.

The host said that if anyone could swim across the tank, he would, to the best of his ability, grant them three wishes. Nobody was up to the challenge, so everyone just started having a good time and partying.

Suddenly, there was a big splash. The host looked and saw a man swimming for his life across the tank. Thankfully, he made it across in one piece. The host walked over to the man and said, "Alright - you made it! WOW! What are your three wishes?" The man replied: "First, you see that towel over there? Give it to me. Second, see that shotgun over there? Give it to me too. Third, who's the prick that pushed me in?"

 

[novezar]

Wow, there had to be a reason why he swam in the tank.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I hope the shotgun was loaded....

 

[Bubbag1rl]

You put up the best jokes.