[Skipton]

Supersex!​

" Paddy, you have been an inmate of the Happy Valley
retirement home for quite a few years, and today is your 90th birthday..........."
" As a special birthday gift, around 7pm tonight a sexy young nurse
will enter your room and dance naked before you, then have supersex with you.........."
" Well, that seems rather extravagant sister....
.I would be just drifting off to sleep about then, and if it's all
the same to you i will be happy enough just to have the soup "......

 

[Ivory]

I hope it’s proper homemade soup and not packet soup. There has to be some enjoyment in life

 

[CliffE]

I hope it’s proper homemade soup and not packet soup. There has to be some enjoyment in life

You can tell the difference??

 

[Nana Zorak]

It doesn't matter what you are offered after a certain age you just don't have the same feelings as you did when younger. it seems a waste of time to even try to recapture that feeling.

 

[Luckyus]

It doesn't matter what you are offered after a certain age you just don't have the same feelings as you did when younger. it seems a waste of time to even try to recapture that feeling.

Your right of course, I can remember when I used to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in my eyes. Now I have to stick it over a branch to stop from pissing on my boots?

 

[Nevertiki]

It doesn't matter what you are offered after a certain age you just don't have the same feelings as you did when younger. it seems a waste of time to even try to recapture that feeling.

You are kidding?! Hope I never reach that certain age.

 

[mOiOz]

You can tell the difference??

LOL - Good One!!!!

 

[Vinylted]

Well, I'm 90 and quite prepared to give it a try... where's the nurse?

 

[mOiOz]

Well, I'm 90 and quite prepared to give it a try... where's the nurse?

 

[Viellarde]

Well, I'm 90 and quite prepared to give it a try... where's the nurse?

Catch her if you can!

 

[starrysnan]

That old saying "you're only as old as the woman you feel" maybe true!

 

[Reet]

Well, I'm 90 and quite prepared to give it a try... where's the nurse?

I will be 90 next year, so do they have attractive young male nurses?

 

[Vinylted]

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Awwww respec - mon - respec!

 

[CliffE]

I will be 90 next year, so do they have attractive young male nurses?

Yes, and some of them have shaved! Faces that is is.

 

[Beezzzy]

where"s the joke?????

 

[mOiOz]

where"s the joke?????

SUPERSEX = SOUP OR SEX

 

[Luckyus]

SUPERSEX = SOUP OR SEX

I was going to say lost in translation, but you beat me to to.

 

[mOiOz]

More like - lost in a RElation!

 

[Abby22]

Your right of course, I can remember when I used to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in my eyes. Now I have to stick it over a branch to stop from pissing on my boots?

Good one