Stinky situation: Neighbourhood on high alert as ‘poo-petrator’ strikes again

In the quiet, tree-lined streets of Melbourne, residents expect a peaceful morning stroll, not an encounter with a public defecator.

But in Oakleigh, a suburb that prides itself on community and cleanliness, a 'poo-petrator' has been causing a stench far from the usual fragrant blooms of Australian gardens.



This isn't just a one-off incident; it's a recurring nightmare for the locals.

The brazen offender, who has been caught on camera in an act that's as shocking as it is unsanitary, has been using the sidewalk as his personal lavatory.


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The public defecator was caught taking a dump in front of someone’s lawn. Credit: A Current Affair / Facebook


Wearing what seemed like a tradesman's outfit, the man was filmed around six in the morning, with the passenger door of his van open, nonchalantly dropping his trousers and defiling the public space.

The footage showed the man leaving behind not just his fecal matter but also used wipes.

One resident, Patricia, has had the misfortune of discovering the man's 'gifts' on her property not once but 15 times over the past three years.



'He's just a shameless pig,' she exclaimed, her frustration palpable. 'Absolutely no shame.'

‘I was just gobsmacked. Everyone I’ve shown (the video) to has been laughing.’

The community's patience has been stretched to its limits, and they're now banding together to form a 'poo patrol.'

Determined to catch the serial defecator, they're willing to rise at the crack of dawn and keep watch.



The police have been notified, and the residents hope this will end their unsightly and unsanitary problem.

Patricia has a message for the culprit: 'If I were you, I'd stop because you're going to get caught with your pants down.'

You can watch the video below:


Credit: @acurrentaffair9 / Instagram

However, Patricia isn’t the only one facing this situation.

In a previous story, a man returned home to find a young woman squatting at the entrance of their home, engaged in the act of defecating.

How did the man react? You can read more about the story here.
Key Takeaways

  • A Melbourne neighbourhood is dealing with a serial defecator who has used a family's front lawn and a suburban sidewalk as a personal toilet.
  • The offender, who was caught on camera, left his waste and used wipes on the property.
  • A local resident named Patricia reported that her property had been targeted 15 times in three years, causing her great distress.
  • Frustrated by the ongoing incidents, residents are forming a 'poo patrol' to catch the perpetrator and have involved the police in hopes of resolving the situation.
Have you ever encountered anything like this in your neighbourhood? How did you and your community respond? Share your experiences and thoughts in the comments below!
 

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Unacceptable unsocialised uncivilised behaviour, this is how Diseases are spread,there are so many Public Toilets available, we are not a Third World Country without Sanitation, is this sheer laziness by the Public Pooper or something more kinky
 
Unacceptable unsocialised uncivilised behaviour, this is how Diseases are spread,there are so many Public Toilets available, we are not a Third World Country without Sanitation, is this sheer laziness by the Public Pooper or something more kinky
He's doing it to them on.purpose, it's some sort of pay back.
 
Different story to this obviously serial offender but with a similar whiff about it non the less. Would have been around 2009 when living in Adelaide we were almost at the rear garage entrance to our house (wide full blown street, not a laneway) when we noticed an old Chinese fella squatting next to the fence, right near the entrance door of the garage. There was no doubt about what he was doing. Up he jumped as I leapt out of the car and approached him, anger on display, while Mrs China was standing nearby silently watching the proceedings with an inscrutable look upon her face.

Told the bloke to wait while I grabbed a shovel from the garage and made him dig a hole in the hard dirt, next to the Agonis tree, to a decent depth and bury it.

Hardest part was trying to explain to the younger grandkids why an old man would do his business in broad daylight in a suburban street with house frontages on the other side. Think I said he must have been in distress or had a guts ache of something. From all appearances I didn't believe a word of it though. Older grandkid was near pissing himself with laughter but.

As I was reminded of the incident by this story, I'm aware of how much I've changed because what I said the my grandchildren may well have had some accuracy to it. Only the one time, as no other fertiliser was ever dropped in the vicinity again. Then again, maybe I scared all the **** out of him.

Can't imagine it will ever happen again to me, but if it does, I reckon I would give him some doggy-do bags so he could take it home with him.

As for the mongrel in this article, maybe he's got a grudge (15 times in how long!) He knows he's a ****, sus look around to check out if anyone watching, but his habit will be his undoing. Thick as a brick choosing the same spot that often. Well organised prick though with wipes available. All a bit weird, but very low act.
 
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Remember in some counties this is normal behaviour.
I hope he is not an Australian, what a dirty filthy scumbag. Do something : trace the number plate to the owner to see if this is the offender, if it is them they can clean it up. He should also be fined for such a act. If he's done this before without getting caught, he will do it again. I hope he is caught and gets his nose rubbed in it.
 

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