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Splish! Splash!

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 95 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 9.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 95 litres of milk.
Did you mean 9.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 95 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck. I can splash it on my eyes."
 
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Splish! Splash!

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 95 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 9.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 95 litres of milk.
Did you mean 9.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 95 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck. I can splash it on my eyes."
Yes an oldie but a goodie 🤗
 
Splish! Splash!

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 95 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 9.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 95 litres of milk.
Did you mean 9.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 95 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck. I can splash it on my eyes."
So old , but still funny
 
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Splish! Splash!

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 95 litres of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 9.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note asking me to leave 95 litres of milk.
Did you mean 9.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "No, I want 95 litres. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurised?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my neck. I can splash it on my eyes."
🤣🤣🤣
 

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