[Luckyus]

Spiked Hair​

I took my Dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and, after a short while, I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teen had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

Every time the teen looked up she would find my Dad staring at her.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I swallowed quickly so that I would not choke on his response!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....

"Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a man with a map on his head. Miles.

 

[cacdwog]

Spiked Hair​

I took my Dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and, after a short while, I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teen had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

Every time the teen looked up she would find my Dad staring at her.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I swallowed quickly so that I would not choke on his response!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....

"Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

Brilliant

 

[Luckyus]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a man with a map on his head. Miles.

was his surnames Ahead,!!!!!

 

[WADuck]

Love it! don't stuff with old people. (Mind you, wish I was 66 again.)

 

[Luckyus]

Love it! don't stuff with old people. (Mind you, wish I was 66 again.)

Me too, youth is wasted on the young!!!

 

[chinkapook]

Brilliant

 

[Jim bowling]

Us oldies got the answers kiddo,don"t mess with the older mob!!!

 

[Ricki]

Now that is hilarious

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Spiked Hair​

I took my Dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and, after a short while, I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teen had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

Every time the teen looked up she would find my Dad staring at her.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I swallowed quickly so that I would not choke on his response!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....

"Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

Lol, Woops that must have stumped his son and the teenager! Hahaha.

 

[Barbara V]

Spiked Hair​

I took my Dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and, after a short while, I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teen had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

Every time the teen looked up she would find my Dad staring at her.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I swallowed quickly so that I would not choke on his response!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....

"Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

That one is a memorial

 

[Observer]

Very good

 

[Tervueren]

Top joke for Father's Day, made the whole family laugh! Thank you so much for sharing and making us all laugh.

 

[Singomate]

Spiked Hair​

I took my Dad to the shopping centre the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court and, after a short while, I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teen had spiked hair in all different colours - green, red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

Every time the teen looked up she would find my Dad staring at her.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I swallowed quickly so that I would not choke on his response!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid.....

"Got stoned once and shagged a parrot. I was just wondering if you're my kid."

THAT'S A PERFECT FATHERS DAY JOKE SHOWED MY DAUGHTER STILL LAUGHING

 

[Forklift]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a man with a map on his head. Miles.

Or lost! ;P

 

[Defiant540]

THAT'S A PERFECT FATHERS DAY JOKE SHOWED MY DAUGHTER STILL LAUGHING

laughing is good, shouting is not! lol

 

[Forklift]

was his surnames Ahead,!!!!!

No. I think it was arse. You know ... behind!!