Mando

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Sometimes.....


Sometimes...

when you cry....

no one sees your tears.


Sometimes...

when you are in pain.

no one sees your hurt.


Sometimes..

when you are worried..

no one sees your stress


Sometimes..

when you are happy..

no one sees your smile ..

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But FART!!just ONE time...


And everybody knows!!
 
My mum used to say that farts are the sharpest thing in the world coz they go right thru ya trousers without leaving a hole.
 
My mum used to say that farts are the sharpest thing in the world coz they go right thru ya trousers without leaving a hole.
your mum is/was a very wise woman
 
This Joke stinks.
 
My mum used to say that farts are the sharpest thing in the world coz they go right thru ya trousers without leaving a hole.
Theres an old saying ''Let your wind go free wher'er you be or it will killeth thee.
 
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l do not know why but that joke had me laughing out loud with tears in my eyes and same with picture of mug with joke on it.
 
Don't mean to be crude here......but it's the WET ones that are a worry sometimes.:ROFLMAO:
 
Don't mean to be crude here......but it's the WET ones that are a worry sometimes.:ROFLMAO:
Its the ones that contain gravel, that scare me.
 
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my life except for the LAST lol
 

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