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Somethin' Sexy!

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

He performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off the right strap of his overalls first, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, 'What in the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?'

'Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,' says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

'But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment... And the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'
 
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Somethin' Sexy!

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

He performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off the right strap of his overalls first, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, 'What in the world're ya doing, Billy Bob?'

'Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me,' says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

'But me 'n the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment... And the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor.'
Poor man
 
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