[Skipton]

Smooth Operator!​

I got a lift to the eleventh floor,
and as I got out, the operator said,
''Have a good day, son.''
''Don't call me son,'' I said,
''You're not my dad.''
He scratched his head.
''No, but I brought you up, didn't I.''

 

[Wandiwa]

My neighbourhood as a kid was so rough ........
We weren't brought up.
We weren't even dragged up.
We were kicked in the guts and told to get up!

 

[Big M]

Oh dear! They don’t get any better di they!

 

[sonlocks]

Fair enough