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Smart little Johnny​

The teacher one day said to her class, "Can someone give me a 4 letter word for something small?"

Several kids put up their hands.

"Yes David, what is a 4 letter word for something small?"
"Calf Miss", said David.
"Very good David" said the teacher. "And what is a calf David?"
"It's a baby cow Miss".
"Excellent" said the teacher.

"Can anyone else give me a 4 letter word for something small?' asked the teacher.

Several kids put up their hands/

"Yes Sally, what is a 4 letter word for something small?"
"Foal Miss", said Sally
"Very Good Sally" said the teacher. "And what is a foal Sally?"
"It's a baby horse Miss".
"Wonderful" said the teacher.

"Ok" said the teacher. "Let's make it a bit harder now".
"Can someone give me a 5 letter word for something small?"
None of the kids put their hands up, except Johnny.
Knowing what kind of a mouth Johnny had on him, she tried to think of a 5 letter swear word but couldn't come up with one.
So she thought she would give him a go.

"Yes Johnny. What is a 5 letter word for something small?"
Johnny said "Dwarf Miss".
Totally surprised, the teacher said, "Johnny, you really surprised me. I am impressed"
"So Johnny", said the teacher, "What is a dwarf?"

Johnny said, "He's a fkn little c^%t about this big".