[Skipton]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

 

[Dennis]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

You must have rubbed him the wrong way. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get when you cross a cockerel and a steer. A cock and bull story.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

 

[Vickers54]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

High heels?

 

[NoNoNoNoNoNo]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

at least it wasn't a baby

 

[TrixieLovesTigers]

Hahahaha

 

[Jest]

another goodie.

 

[Barbara V]

Stop reposting jokes that were on only awhile ago

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Simply Irresistible​

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.
The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!

Lol, what are you complaining about! you got your wish! Hahaha.

 

[Tygie]

serves you right!