Simply Irresistible

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.

The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!
You must have rubbed him the wrong way. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you get when you cross a cockerel and a steer. A cock and bull story.
 
Simply Irresistible

I was rubbing an old lamp earlier today
when a genie popped out and granted
me one wish.
I asked him to make me irresistible to women.

The bastard turned me into a pair of shoes!
Lol, what are you complaining about! you got your wish! Hahaha.
 
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