[Skipton]

Show him Your Cross!!!​

A car full of nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer t*ts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off, ya f**kin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer a new one."
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?"

 

[Mervyn]

good one

 

[PHW]

Show him Your Cross!!!​

A car full of nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer t*ts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off, ya f**kin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer a new one."
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?"

 

[Barbara V]

Show him Your Cross!!!​

A car full of nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer t*ts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off, ya f**kin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer a new one."
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?"

Old one but still hilarious

 

[Peter M]

Show him Your Cross!!!​

A car full of nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer t*ts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off, ya f**kin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer a new one."
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?"

Oh!I really loved that one....

 

[Dennis]

Show him Your Cross!!!​

A car full of nuns is sitting at a traffic light when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside them.
"Hey, show us yer t*ts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says,
"I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts,
"Piss off, ya f**kin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer a new one."
She then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior quite innocently, and asks,
"Did that sound cross enough?"

Never heard that one before.