[nickname]

Should've stayed at the pub​

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What is put on a table and cut but never eaten? A pack of cards,

 

[Buchanfarmer]

Hang on my wine is getting warmed in a beer glass. Her eyes where? Are attityde us snakes as she gas so many if them. Maybe she will wake after me?

 

[Gus]

• Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired.​

 

[novezar]

Made me look twice & blink.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the cat put the letter M in the freezer? Because it turned ice into mice.

 

[Crestwood 96]

When my hubby and I trained and raced our greyhounds and we ran our dogs at Wentworth Park in Sydney that song Who Let the Dogs Out was played before the dogs went to the boxes

 

[Gibo]

Hang on my wine is getting warmed in a beer glass. Her eyes where? Are attityde us snakes as she gas so many if them. Maybe she will wake after me?

Sorry, what did you say?

 

[Littleboy8]

Wow! That hurts your eyes.

 

[SSCElderberry]

Wow! That hurts your eyes.

A reality caused by lack of alcohol.

 

[Littleboy8]

A reality caused by lack of alcohol.

probably so glad I don’t drink anymore 4 years sober this year and so proud of myself and my family of supporters even more so.

 

[Viellarde]

probably so glad I don’t drink anymore 4 years sober this year and so proud of myself and my family of supporters even more so.

Congratulations. That's worth celebrating, and I don't mean with alcohol.

 

[Crestwood 96]

Be proud of yourself

 

[Littleboy8]

Congratulations. That's worth celebrating, and I don't mean with alcohol.

No way I binge drank for 12 months and fell out of bed after drinking a bottle of vodka and broke my hip. What a wake up call that was so came out of hospital 3 months later with a new hip and gave up that night.