[Luckyus]

She Knows The States And Capitals​

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There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him that she wasn’t dumb. She spent the whole next day learning a ll the states and capitals.

That night when he got home he told his joke. She says, “I’m not so dumb. I know all of the states and capitals. Go ahead, quiz me.”
He thought for a moment and asked, “What is the capital of Massachusetts?”

She quickly replied, “M.”

 

[UruauP]

No comment.

 

[mOiOz]

No comment.

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[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What was the cannibal called who ate his father's sister? An aunt eater.

 

[HelenB55]

There’s a blonde sitting at the bar in a pub.
She watches the 5 o’clock news & sees a woman jump from a high rise building that is on fire.

She’s still there at 6 & watches the news again. She knows the story about the woman who jumps will soon be on.

She looks at the person sitting next to her and says: “I bet you $50.00 she won’t jump”……

With disappointment she says to the person sitting next to her: “I saw her jump earlier, but I didn’t think she would do it again”.

 

[Veggiepatch]

There was a blonde walking a rich neighbourhood, door knocking, looking for odd jobs.

One old fella said "I'll give you $100 to paint my porch". The blonde gleely accepted and he off went the garage to grab the paint and brushes.

An hour later, the blonde knocked on the door and announced "I'm finished!!"

The old fella replied "That was quick! Here's your $100."

The blonde said to him "And by the way....your car's not a Porsche....it's a Ferrari".