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Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
 
Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did one Raspberry say to the other Raspberry. WE shouldn't have got into this jam.
 
She said "you're no good as a lover!" I said "how did you work that out, after only 35 seconds?"
 
Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
You forgot to include the BEGGING time...!
 
Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
That's called sustained exercise lol
 
What is sex?
 
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Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
Imagine the uproar if that was a woman that the joke referred to.
 
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Lol, I love sex! I wish I could get more of it. Umm I can extend it for more than 10 minutes Hahaha. But can't get rid of the belly fat how hard I try, Hahaha.
 
Sex and Exercise

They say that sex is the best form of exercise. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think 2 minutes and 15 seconds every 6 months is going to shift this beer belly.
This one made me really laugh 😂
 

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