[Luckyus]

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.


After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his word, he made the first contact:
Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit at the Royal Melbourne Golf Course” .

 

[Jarred Santos]

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.


After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his word, he made the first contact:
Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit at the Royal Melbourne Golf Course” .

Nobody said he had to be human

 

[Dennis]

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.


After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his word, he made the first contact:
Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit at the Royal Melbourne Golf Course” .

I like this one, Ha Ha.

 

[chinkapook]

Good one

 

[Emmy Im12]

SEX AFTER DEATH

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other if there is sex after death.
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.


After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to
his word, he made the first contact:
Marion .... Marion "
"Is that you, Bob?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"That's wonderful! What's it like?"

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then
it's off to the golf course.
I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of
more times.
Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens). Another romp
around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the
afternoon.
After supper, it's back to golf course again.
Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep
and then the next day it starts all over again"

"Oh, Bob! Are you in Heaven?"
"No -- I'm a rabbit at the Royal Melbourne Golf Course” .

 

[Mars]

This is a good one. I shall take it to my Probus Meeting. I always finish off the meeting with a joke .

 

[sonlocks]

Very good, lucky man

 

[Christinepregnell]

This is a good one

 

[Catherines]

Lucky rabbit!! Will be sending this to my siblings.

 

[Da Freddo]

That's why this planet has so many rabbits,
all the men folk believe in reincarnation!!
I now believe in reincarnation, don't you??