[Luckyus]

Senior Citizen!!!​

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Sydney's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $800.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $800.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast." The clerk told her that $800.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." "But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Brisbane, Melbourne, and Adelaide performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for $150." '

'That's correct. I charged you $600 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager..

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Senior Citizen!!!​

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of Sydney's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $800.00.

She exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high. "It's a nice hotel but the rooms certainly aren't worth $800.00 for just an overnight stop without even breakfast." The clerk told her that $800.00 is the 'standard rate' so she insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared and forewarned by the desk clerk announced: "the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference centre which are available for use." "But I didn't use them," she said. ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

He went on to explain that she could also have seen one of the in-hotel shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best entertainers from Brisbane, Melbourne, and Adelaide performing here," the Manager said.

"But I didn't go to any of those shows," she said. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, she replied, "But I didn't use it!"

The Manager was unmoved, so she decided to pay, wrote a cheque and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the cheque. "But madam, this cheque is only made out for $150." '

'That's correct. I charged you $600 for sleeping with me," she replied.

"But I didn't!" exclaims the very surprised Manager..

"Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have."

This would make for a good start for a romance comedy where they bicker until they eventually fall in love