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Secret to long life
“Son, just sprinkle a little gunpowder on your oatmeal every morning, and you’ll live to a ripe old age.”
So the cowboy did it faithfully. And sure enough, he lived to 96 years old.
When he passed, he left behind 4 children, 8 grandchildren, 15 great-grandchildren…
… and a four-metre crater in the wall of the crematorium.
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