[Skipton]

School Report.​

Little Johnny gets back from school
and his dad says to him.
''Johnny, where is your report card?''
Johnny replies, '' Sorry dad, I don't have it.''
His father is furious and says, ''Why not?''
Johnny replies, ''I lent it to my friend,
he wanted to scare his parents.''

 

[Dennis]

School Report.​

Little Johnny gets back from school
and his dad says to him.
''Johnny, where is your report card?''
Johnny replies, '' Sorry dad, I don't have it.''
His father is furious and says, ''Why not?''
Johnny replies, ''I lent it to my friend,
he wanted to scare his parents.''

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How many fools does it take to screw a light bulb in? Three... One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the chair.

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

School Report.​

Little Johnny gets back from school
and his dad says to him.
''Johnny, where is your report card?''
Johnny replies, '' Sorry dad, I don't have it.''
His father is furious and says, ''Why not?''
Johnny replies, ''I lent it to my friend,
he wanted to scare his parents.''

Lol, did his friend get a bad report! Hahaha.

 

[Barbara V]

N

School Report.​

Little Johnny gets back from school
and his dad says to him.
''Johnny, where is your report card?''
Johnny replies, '' Sorry dad, I don't have it.''
His father is furious and says, ''Why not?''
Johnny replies, ''I lent it to my friend,
he wanted to scare his parents.''

Nah

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

N

Nah

Lol, you think, Little Jonnie got a bad report and didn't want his father to see it! Hahaha.