[Skipton]

Saucy!​

A little three year old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Eric, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Eric says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't done 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Eric, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Eric says, “ Works for ketchup."

 

[Big M]

Saucy!​

A little three year old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Eric, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Eric says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't done 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Eric, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Eric says, “ Works for ketchup."

Skiptons jokes are not good!!! Rarely find a good one and this is not one of them?

 

[Mawsy]

 

[Emmy Im12]

Saucy!​

A little three year old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his right hand. His mother says, “Eric, are you all right? You've been in here for a while…”
Eric says, “I'm fine, Mommy…i just haven't done 'doody' yet."
Mother says, “ Okay, you can stay here a few more minutes. But, Eric, why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
Eric says, “ Works for ketchup."

 

[margie]

 

[Pink lion]

My mum in her innocence killed all of my fish and tadpoles one day...it was highly traumatic for me as I recall as I had made an excellent place for them in our old enamel washing machine, I had rock's, an' logs and bits of grass and leaves and everything… it looked great.


But did she care! ...no, all she kept yelling about, when I got back from the swamp with more fish, was the holes in the clothes from the sticks and rocks, and all the bits of tadpoles and gambusia that were right throughout the weekly washing.

Some women are hard to please I guess and even more so when you're just a little kid ha ha ha