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Two children, Little Johnny and Alex, were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly.
Little Johnny: “Why are you crying?”
Alex: “I came here for a blood test.”
Little Johnny: “So? Are you afraid?”
Alex: “No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
After hearing this, Johnny started weeping, making Alex feel surprised as well as curious.
Alex: “Why are you crying now?”
Little Johnny: “I came for a urine test!”
 
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Two children, Little Johnny and Alex, were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly.
Little Johnny: “Why are you crying?”
Alex: “I came here for a blood test.”
Little Johnny: “So? Are you afraid?”
Alex: “No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
After hearing this, Johnny started weeping, making Alex feel surprised as well as curious.
Alex: “Why are you crying now?”
Little Johnny: “I came for a urine test!”
Was he seeing a Doctor or a Mohel!!!
 
That's probably why so many little kids hate going to see the doctor....he's got some sharp knives and needles in his office.... trauma inducing for the kids.
 
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Two children, Little Johnny and Alex, were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly.
Little Johnny: “Why are you crying?”
Alex: “I came here for a blood test.”
Little Johnny: “So? Are you afraid?”
Alex: “No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
After hearing this, Johnny started weeping, making Alex feel surprised as well as curious.
Alex: “Why are you crying now?”
Little Johnny: “I came for a urine test!”
Ooh, help!
 
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Two children, Little Johnny and Alex, were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly.
Little Johnny: “Why are you crying?”
Alex: “I came here for a blood test.”
Little Johnny: “So? Are you afraid?”
Alex: “No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.”
After hearing this, Johnny started weeping, making Alex feel surprised as well as curious.
Alex: “Why are you crying now?”
Little Johnny: “I came for a urine test!”
😂
 

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