[Skipton]

Sad Day At The Zoo​

A woman was visiting the zoo when she
passed two workmen that were crying.
"Why are you guys crying?" she asked.
One replied, "One of the elephants just died."
"The big elephant must have been your
favorite animal in the zoo?" she asked.
"No, Ma'am-- love has nothing to do with it.
The boss told us we have to dig the grave."

 

[Littleboy8]

 

[Ivory]

I could lend them the tractor, it’s got a bucket on the front

 

[Wandiwa]

Use it to feed the lions, hyenas and crocodiles for most of 2025.

 

[Littleboy8]

Use it to feed the lions, hyenas and crocodiles for most of 2025.

I wondered what they did with the big animals at the zoos so I looked it up they cut them up and cremate them. Learn something new every day.

 

[UruauP]

Some people are just so lucky.

 

[Littleboy8]

Some people are just so lucky.

Why

 

[Wandiwa]

I wondered what they did with the big animals at the zoos so I looked it up they cut them up and cremate them. Learn something new every day.

All the suburbs downwind would be thinkin' they can smell a BBQ for days.

 

[Littleboy8]

All the suburbs downwind would be thinkin' they can smell a BBQ for days.

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