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rye bread

The 75-year-old said, "well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "my goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit except me!?"
 
rye bread

The 75-year-old said, "well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "my goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit except me!?"
mmmm!!!
 
rye bread

The 75-year-old said, "well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 70-year-old stopped at the bakery.
As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help. He said, "do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves." She said, "my goodness, five loaves! By the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this shit except me!?"
I am another one that didn’t know about the workings of rye bread
 

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