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''Relax David''.

''Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic''.
''But doctor, my name isn't David''.
''I know, I'm David!''
 
Knee-slapper? I don’t think so!
 
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Depends on your sense of humour! I thought it was a good one!,, hehehehe!
 
Funny! I love short, to-the-point jokes.
 
I wonder is this was the Dr's first operation and he was reassuring himself.
 
Did you hear about the glow worm that had a hysterectomy?
It was delighted
 
Poor Dr David.....maybe his other name was Doc Martin.....I read about him in a magazine at the Library.
 
fridge !
 
Good one, I’d be running from that surgery.:eek:
 
''Relax David''.

''Relax David, it's just a small surgery, don't panic''.
''But doctor, my name isn't David''.
''I know, I'm David!''
I had a good laugh at this, made my day🤣
 
If a centipede a bucketful
How much would a precipice?
 
Another bucketful !!
 

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