[Skipton]

PUNS (2)​

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.

 

[Dougal]

PUNS (2)​

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.

The name of the girl whose pants keep falling down is Lucy Lastic.

The Chinese chef who specialises in UK quisine is Iris Chew

 

[spalasskyeterriers]

ive got a tablet for sickos

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

PUNS (2)​

Studies show cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
It’s a case of in one ear and out the udder.

I used to date a girl with one leg who worked at a brewery.
She was in charge of the hops.

My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce.
I found out she was seeing someone on the side.

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met.
I’m not buying it.

Lol, now i know why babies cry! so they can get more milk! Hahaha.