[Skipton]

Punctuation is Powerful.​

An English professor wrote these words.
"A woman without her man is nothing"
On the chalkboard and asked to punctuate correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote :
"A woman, without her man, is nothing"
All of the females in the class wrote :
"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is Powerful.

 

[UNIT1000]

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[Bill MacL]

NO MORE BOURBON!
NO, MORE BOURBON!

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call the winner of a monster beauty contest? Ugly

 

[prof]

IN THE OLD DAYS OF TELEGRAMS, "HAND HIM NOT LET HIM GO"
IS IT
HAND HIM NOT, LET HIM GO or
HANG HIM, NOT LET HIM GO

 

[Gunpark]

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Chicken

 

[magpie1]

 

[Ivory]

What is this thing called love?

I’d love to see how this is punctuated. It was an exercise i Used with students when I was lecturing.