Skipton

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Prioities!

It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently.
After a long day on the golf course,
I stopped in at Hooter's to see some
friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea.
After being there for a while,
one of my friends asked me which waitress
I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.

 
Prioities!

It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently.
After a long day on the golf course,
I stopped in at Hooter's to see some
friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea.
After being there for a while,

one of my friends asked me which waitress
I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.
? Hooters
 
American restaurant chain with scantily dressed waitresses.
 
American restaurant chain with scantily dressed waitresses.
American jokes should be edited prior to publication to replace US-centric words with appropriate Australian equivalents to avoid the needless waste
of time in questioning the meaning of the unknown US words.
 
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Too much American rubbish! Ban it!!!
 
Priorities
!

It's Sad, But As I Get Older, I Think Differently.
After a long day on the golf course,
I stopped in at Hooter's to see some
friends and have some hot Wings and iced tea.
After being there for a while,

one of my friends asked me which waitress
I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators".
I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.
how about priorities???
 
Well, I'm Australian and I understood it perfectly. There's enough racism in the world without petty people objecting to an innocent joke because it commits the cardinal sin of referring to a world outside of Australia.

Thanks for the joke, Skipton. Some of us have a sense of humour and aren't narrow-minded.
 
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Re Hooters - if you want to know more about Hooters, you can visit their restaurants in Penrith, Parramatta, Campbelltown, Gold Coast and soon to a town near you. (hootersaustralia.com.au).
 
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I thought Hooters were long noses?
Willy.
 
My friend and I went to Hooter's whilst visiting the Gold Coast, just to say we had been there. It was great. Our waitress was a young American from the same town as I grew up in. Talk about small world. We got a picture of the two of us, she even signed the Hooter's teeshirt I bought.
 
Happy Easter everyone, hope the bunny leaves you something nice 🐇🐇🐇
 
Might be American , still good(y)
 
Why all the negativity about something as simple as a joke. Instead of criticising someone trying to make you smile and laugh send in your own jokes and see how you get on.
 
Why all the negativity about something as simple as a joke. Instead of criticising someone trying to make you smile and laugh send in your own jokes and see how you get on.
They would have to be better than this!
 
They would have to be better than this!
Why! You are criticising the person that sent the joke in with no guarantee it would ever be used. Why not complain to the staff member that decided to include it
 

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