[Luckyus]

Pregnancy​

A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what’s that?​

She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that’s a baby your daddy gave me that…

So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…

“daddy did you give mummy a baby ?”

“yeh I did son, that’s right why do you ask…?”

“well don’t give her another, she ate the last one!”​

 

[Victor Jackson]

Now it's crunch time

 

[Catherines]

I ate three of mine!!!!

 

[HelenB55]

A reason why I never ate Jelly Babies

 

[Wendy]

A reason why I never ate Jelly Babies

I had a thing for jelly babies when I was pregnant, couldn't get enough, and I always bit the heads off first (fortunately my kids both turned out with heads attached )

 

[Ivory]

I ate three before I worked out what i was doing wrong. Really quick change of diet!