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POLICE RAID A BROTHEL (XXX)

Susie is a prostitute, but doesn't want her grandma to know.

One day, police raid the brothel where she works and line up the girls outside.
Her grandma walks past and sees her.
Quick thinking, Susie tells her it's a queue for free oranges, so her grandma joins the queue.

Police are interrogating the girls, and soon they get to Grandma. Surprised, he asks,
"How do you do it at your age?"

Grandma replies, "I take my teeth out, peel back the skin and suck them until they're dry!"

The Cop is still in shock!
 

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