[mOiOz]

PLEASE STAND CLOSE​

One is a rifle,
One is a gun,
The rifle's for shooting
The other's for fun.

 

[Wandiwa]

Up here for thinkin'
Down here for dancin'
1/2 way in between for romancin'
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[Johan van Zalen]

Our aim is to keep the toilet clean, your aim will help

 

[UNIT1000]

stand A bit closer It isnot as long as you think

 

[mOiOz]

Our aim is to keep the toilet clean, your aim will help

LOL... Very clever...!!! AIMEN

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Pencil Pencil who? If you do not wear a belt, your PENCIL fall down.

 

[Luckyus]

This bloody shithouse is far too small.
Its seat is to big and its hole too small.
To this I must the obvious report.
That your arse is too big.
And your legs are too short?

 

[SirExton]

Written on a Toilet Cubicle wall back in the early 70's
It's no good standing on the shit house seat! Cos the crabs in here they jump 10 feet. If you think that this is high? Go next door, the bastards fly!

 

[SM17453]

A slight didderence to Wandiwa's post. My father used to say...

Up there for thinking
Down there for dancing
What you do in between is your own business.

 

[SM17453]

Difference not didderance

 

[thomas]

I have to splash in the water all the time'cos if I don't hear it then I don't kno if I have finished or missed

 

[Algieboy]

Written on my high school toilet wall 65yrs ago,
"This is not a bake house, so don't come here for a loaf."

 

[Barbara V]

LOL... Very clever...!!! AIMEN

Got that one hanging in my toilet

 

[SirExton]

Up there for thinking!
Down there for dancing!
In the middle for Romancing!

 

[midgemills]

On the bottom of the public toilet door at Winyard station in the 70's: Beware of limbo dancers.

 

[Wandiwa]

Sign above a urinal ..................

OOICAQT
UCAQT2?
OGI8
2CAQT
B4IP.

 

[Wandiwa]

Above a urinal ....