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Parsley, Sage, Rosemary & Time!

I was busy in the garden when the neighbour
looked over the fence and asked “What are you doing?”

I said “I'm putting all my plants in alphabetical order”
She replied “Really? I don't know how you find the time!”

Oh that's easy I said, “Its right next to the sage.”
 
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Funny Insults. You are so dumb you gave cough syrup to your pony because someone told you it was a little horse.
 
Very good 👍
 
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Dennis R's Morning Pun. Funny Insults. You are so dumb you gave cough syrup to your pony because someone told you it was a little horse.
Here's one for you Dennis. What do call a small Indian musical instrument. A "Baby Sitar".
 
Here's one for you Dennis. What do call a small Indian musical instrument. A "Baby Sitar".
Good one Andrew. always good for someone else adding a Joke
 
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