[mOiOz]

OXYGEN & MAGNESIUM​

 

[Wandiwa]

Gonna be a volatile relationship

 

[Mark K]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke about noble gasses, but all the best ones argon.

 

[Mark K]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke about sodium, but then I thought "Na ... they won't get it."

 

[Dennis]

Cannot find a joke about this one.

 

[Dennis]

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a cement mixer? An hardened criminal.

 

[Big Buzz]

Found these.

 

[Manonmoon]

What do you get if you cross a burglar with a cement mixer? An hardened criminal.

The criminal would be a bit stiff when caught

 

[JTeyssier]

Cannot find a joke about this one.

Have you ran out of gas Dennis?

 

[Reet]

I was going to tell a chemistry joke about noble gasses, but all the best ones argon.

Well said Mark K

 

[RieTreesSilver]

Cannot find a joke about this one.

Looks like Mark beat you to today's pun