[Ivory]

Oops!​

An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine plane. Moments later, the tower phone rang — it was a panicked passenger on board!
“Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! The pilot just had a heart attack! I’m flying upside down at 18,000 feet and going 180 mph! ”The controller replied calmly:
“Alright, sir, we’ve got you. Stay calm and answer a few questions.
”Tower: “How do you know you’re at 18,000 feet?”
Aircraft: “The altimeter says 18,000 right in front of me.”Tower: “Good. How do you know you’re going 180 mph?”
Aircraft: “The airspeed dial says 180.
”Tower: “Perfect so far. Now… how do you know you’re upside down?”
Aircraft: “Because… the pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar.”