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OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
 
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OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
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OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
Ha, Ha, Ha!
 
OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
Sill pharmacist, always ask what it is before testing it!!
 
OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
One way to piss off the pharmacist...!
 
OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
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OOPS!!

This is why a senior should listen to doctors' instructions.

I went to my nearby Chemist Warehouse, straight to the back, where the pharmacists' high counter was located. I took out my little brown bottle and a teaspoon and set them up on the counter.

The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?"

Seeing as I was a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along.

He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?"

The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes, yelled, "HELL NO!!!"

I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"

I can never go back to that Chemist Warehouse, but I really don't care because they aren't very friendly there anymore, anyway!
Hahaaa!
 

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