[Jarred Santos]

Only in... We all know that place!! I swear!!​

A lovely joke sent in by member @Jentour1:

I

drove into the BP station to fill my car up ($90). I noticed 2 police officers were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up.
I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?!

.. I minded my own business, filled up the car, and went to pay, then I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked around, and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!!

In seconds the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car.

I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?!

Me being nosy as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM at us".

 

[Emmy Im12]

Only in... We all know that place!! I swear!!​

A lovely joke sent in by member @Jentour1:

I

drove into the BP station to fill my car up ($90). I noticed 2 police officers were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up.
I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?!

.. I minded my own business, filled up the car, and went to pay, then I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked around, and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!!

In seconds the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car.

I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?!

Me being nosy as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM at us".

 

[Dennis]

Only in... We all know that place!! I swear!!​

A lovely joke sent in by member @Jentour1:

I

drove into the BP station to fill my car up ($90). I noticed 2 police officers were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up.
I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?!

.. I minded my own business, filled up the car, and went to pay, then I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked around, and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!!

In seconds the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car.

I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?!

Me being nosy as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM at us".

Very good, Dennis R's Morning pun, Knock- Knock whose there? Weirdo, Weirdo who? Weirdo you think you are going.

 

[Johnlalor]

They appear to be a couple of well educated coppers

 

[sonlocks]

Corny one....

 

[Reet]

Only in... We all know that place!! I swear!!​

A lovely joke sent in by member @Jentour1:

I

drove into the BP station to fill my car up ($90). I noticed 2 police officers were watching a woman who was smoking while filling her car up.
I thought, is she stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing right there?!

.. I minded my own business, filled up the car, and went to pay, then I heard someone screaming!! I’m talking violent death screams! I looked around, and I saw that this woman's arm was on fire!!!! She was swinging her arm, running around and going nuts!!

In seconds the police had the woman on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on her and put her in the police car.

I was a bit shocked, couldn't believe they arrested her, surely she ought to be in an ambulance and not a police car?!

Me being nosy as I am, I asked the policeman what they were arresting her for.

He looked at me, dead serious, and said, "WAVING A FIRE ARM at us".

Crazy but a good laugh!

 

[sonlocks]

They appear to be a couple of well educated coppers