[Luckyus]

One Liner​

I don’t care what everyone else says;
I don’t think you’re that bad.

 

[Luckyus]

I rang my local restaurant and asked, “Do you do takeaways?”
A polite guy at the other end said,
“Yes, we do!” Cheerfully,
I responded, “That’s great! What’s 352 minus 97?”

 

[Luckyus]

We come from dust,
And to dust we will return.
That’s why I don’t dust.
It could be someone I know.

 

[Luckyus]

Whoever told you to be yourself

Has given you bad advice.

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben hur over!

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.
Who there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer some great assets you got there.

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara McClosoff.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. What is the favorite game at a Cannibals birthday party?

Swallow the leader.

 

[Luckyus]

IF YOU BOIL A FUNNY BONE..
IT BECOMES A LAUGHING STOCK.
THAT'S HUMERUS..

 

[DannyKaye]

I rang my local restaurant and asked, “Do you do takeaways?”
A polite guy at the other end said,
“Yes, we do!” Cheerfully,
I responded, “That’s great! What’s 352 minus 97?”

I arrived early for my booking at the Restaurant and the guy said do you mind waiting a bit , I said OK and he said good grab a pad and take the order at table 12.