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Old Lady Speeding
An old lady gets pulled over for speeding.
Old lady: “Is there a problem, Officer?”
Officer:" Yes, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?”
OL: "I don’t have one. I lost it four years ago for drunk driving.”
Officer: “OK. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?”
... ... OL: “Sorry, I can’t do that?”
Officer: “You can’t do that?’
OL: “I stole this car.”
Officer: “You stole it?”
OL: “Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner too.”
Officer: “You what?”
OL: “His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.”
The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for backup. Within minutes, five police cars circle the scene. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, then tapped on the window.
Officer 2: “Madam, could you step out of your vehicle please!”
The woman steps out.
OL: “Is there a problem, officer?”
Officer 2: “One of my officers told me you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Please open the trunk of your car.”
OL opens the trunk revealing that it is empty.
Officer 2: “Is this your car, madam?”
OL: “Yes, here are my papers.”
The officer is stunned. “My officer told me you do not have a driving license.”
Officer 2 examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: “Thank you Madam. My officer told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.”
OL: “Bet the liar told you I was speeding too.”
