[Cheb]

NUDE BEACH​

Paddy is on a nude beach in Spain.
Out of manners and to prevent sunburn,
he keeps a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past sniggering and says,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
Paddy replies, "If you weren't so f...ing ugly,
it would lift itself !"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Paddy is on a nude beach in Spain.
Out of manners and to prevent sunburn,
he keeps a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past sniggering and says,
"If you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat."
Paddy replies, "If you weren't so f...ing ugly,
it would lift itself !"

OH MY GOD, I wasn't expecting that response