[Luckyus]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

 

[Dennis]

Sorry but this one did not even bring a smile to my face.

 

[DrChip]

I agree

 

[nunna]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

Not funny!

 

[Darron]

Not Funny at all... made me shudder....basically describing a murder scenario.

 

[Emmy Im12]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

 

[Emmy Im12]

Not Funny at all... made me shudder....basically describing a murder scenario.

It may not be funny as it may be describing a murder scene but it’s under the heading ‘(Grand) dad joke of the day’. I think we have to lighten up and read it as it’s meant, a joke!

 

[mOiOz]

It may not be funny as it may be describing a murder scene but it’s under the heading ‘(Grand) dad joke of the day’. I think we have to lighten up and read it as it’s meant, a joke!

Well said...! (Was just about to say the same... thanks for doing it for me.)

 

[Jim bowling]

A joke is a joke, good or bad ask any person with an open mind!!!!

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

This is not funny at all , I like a good laugh but this one does not do it for me

 

[lizclarke]

If it was the other way round, women’s groups would be screaming “misogyny “

 

[Joyem]

One way to get rid of him.

 

[Sockjoan]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

That’s mean!

 

[margie]

good one

 

[Dougal]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

Can someone advise what is the joke

 

[Hewy57]

This is a very funny joke. Take it for what it is and not take life to seriously.
Made me laugh out loud and I had to then read it to my husband who thought it was funny.

 

[Dougal]

This is a very funny joke. Take it for what it is and not take life to seriously.
Made me laugh out loud and I had to then read it to my husband who thought it was funny.

Please advise what is funny about the murder

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Northern Territory Divorce.​

This story is about self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a walking stick against a fierce predator.

Here is her story in her own words: 'While out walking along the edge of a creek just outside of our house in Darwin, with my soon-to-be ex-husband discussing our property settlement, kids, and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 5-metre crocodile, which suddenly emerged from the murky water and began charging at us very fast with its large jaws wide open.'

'The Croc must have been protecting her young and her home because she was extremely aggressive.

'If I had not had my little $5 reject shop walking stick with me, I would not be here today!

'Just one Hard Wack to my estranged husband's kneecap was all it took. The croc got him easily, and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.

'The amount I saved in lawyer’s fees was really incredible, and I got the lot.'

ps:- I luv that Croc

Lol, what a loving wife, no wonder he wanted a divorce. Hahaha.

 

[Jest]

some very humorless people around. it is a JOKE.

 

[TuckerRobynFreckles]

It may not be funny as it may be describing a murder scene but it’s under the heading ‘(Grand) dad joke of the day’. I think we have to lighten up and read it as it’s meant, a joke!

You are absolutely correct. Half the troubles of the world today would surely rectify if folk could just go back to a hearty laugh at themselves for a start. I had a great cackle & Ive been married 44 years