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Two crows were in a field when they noticed
a figure that looked like a man in the distance.
"See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow.
The second crows takes a long look,
"That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it."
"How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow.
"Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.