[Skipton]

Next Question!​

Wife: ''My aerobics instructor says
I've got the chest of a 23 year old''.
Husband: ''What did he say about
your 60 year old ass.''
Wife: ''We never mentioned you!''

 

[Jarred Santos]

Way to put the nosy husband in place with a single sentence

 

[Dennis]

Another old one

 

[Dougal]

Next Question!​

Wife: ''My aerobics instructor says
I've got the chest of a 23 year old''.
Husband: ''What did he say about
your 60 year old ass.''
Wife: ''We never mentioned you!''

Don't understand the reference to a donkey

 

[mylittletibbies]

The word is "arse"

 

[Dougal]

The word is "arse"

Senior Discount Club is remiss in not editing the US-centric anecdote prior to publication.

 

[mylittletibbies]

Does it really matter???

 

[MHM]

Does it really matter???

Yes, it matters. Usage of USA idioms in Australia may result in the universal adoption of those idioms instead of Australian.

 

[mylittletibbies]

Yes, it matters. Usage of USA idioms in Australia may result in the universal adoption of those idioms instead of Australian.

I guess it really doesn't matter that much to me, too many more important things to worry about.