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Luckyus

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My Son

My wife always wanted a son with a foreign sounding name, so after she gave birth
she decided on Mark but with a C.
I'm just on my way home from registering his name!
I am so excited to get home to see little baby Cark!
 
Why would you name your kid Mark anyway?
Its the sound a dog with a hairlip makes ....
Woof Woof ... Mark Mark
 
No he named his son Cark……Cark, Cark. Oh wait that’s a seagull sound isn’t it?
 
Duh! she meant MARC - it's a joke

BTW there IS nothing wrong with Mark as an name atleast it is an actual name unlike soe people name their kids after fruit/vege/plants/geographical features etc. The weirder the name the more the kid should be taken off them foe child abuse
 
My Son

My wife always wanted a son with a foreign sounding name, so after she gave birth
she decided on Mark but with a C.
I'm just on my way home from registering his name!
I am so excited to get home to see little baby Cark!
Lol, Poor little Cark, you get ready to get bullied at school. Hahaha.
 
I was bullied also, my name is robbo, but I did have 3 eyes.
 
Lucky you weren't called BIKINI coz that also has 3 eyes.
Really....?? You're attempts at "humour" are about as funny as a funeral. We are NOT surprised.... but you may be.... as you "like being surprised" ..... enjoy!
 
My Son

My wife always wanted a son with a foreign sounding name, so after she gave birth
she decided on Mark but with a C.
I'm just on my way home from registering his name!
I am so excited to get home to see little baby Cark!
🤦🏻‍♀️😂
 
Really....?? You're attempts at "humour" are about as funny as a funeral. We are NOT surprised.... but you may be.... as you "like being surprised" ..... enjoy!
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No he named his son Cark……Cark, Cark. Oh wait that’s a seagull sound isn’t it?
Sounds better than a Magpie......... fark,fark,
 
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