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MOVIE STAR'S NAME

A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."The agent said,
"Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever."


The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.


FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope are a letter
and a cheque for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the
letter enclosed...


"Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed
to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office,


I thought about what you said and I decided you were right, I had to change my name. I had too much pride
to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.


I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.


Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
 
MOVIE STAR'S NAME

A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."The agent said,
"Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope are a letter
and a cheque for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the

letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed
to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office,

I thought about what you said and I decided you were right, I had to change my name. I had too much pride
to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
Lol, you must be joking Dick van Dyke original name was Penis van Lesbian! Dick for Penis and Dyke for Lesbian! Hahaha love it Lol.
 
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MOVIE STAR'S NAME

A good-looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star."
Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials.
The agent asked, "What's your name?"
The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."The agent said,
"Sir, I hate to tell you this, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name."
"I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather
by changing my name. Not ever."

The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a
name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able
to represent you."
"So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.

FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope are a letter
and a cheque for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the

letter enclosed...

"Dear Sir,

Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed
to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office,

I thought about what you said and I decided you were right, I had to change my name. I had too much pride
to return to your office, so I signed with another agent.

I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed cheque is a token of my appreciation.
Thank you for your advice.

Sincerely,
Dick van Dyke
 

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