[PeeJay35]

Mornings​

 

[Wandiwa]

I like to start the day at the crack of noon.

 

[PeeJay35]

 

[Wandiwa]

Retirement is made up of 2 Saturdays, 2 Sundays, 2 public holidays and a dayoff.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why are good intensions like people who faint? They need carrying out.

 

[SteveSzats]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why are good intensions like people who faint? They need carrying out.

is that meant to be "intentions"?

 

[britz58]

is that meant to be "intentions"?

Bit picky there we know what is says

 

[Luckyus]

Bit picky there we know what is says

THERE ARE QUITE A FEW HERE LIKE THAT?

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waiter. Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you.

 

[SteveSzats]

THERE ARE QUITE A FEW HERE LIKE THAT?

Bad spelling is offensive to me

 

[mOiOz]

I like to start the day at the crack of noon.

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