[Cheb]

Married for 50 years.​

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."

My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an Old Guy's problems.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

Hahaha! Cheers to older women

 

[Dennis]

You always get a good tune out of an old fiddle

 

[Justme49]

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."

My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an Old Guy's problems.

Love it. Don’t mess with an older woman, you can not win!

 

[Joyem]

Good on her, that'll teach him. He must be old as well.

 

[margie]

 

[Peter57]

After being married for 50 years. I took a careful look at my Wife one day and said to her.
" Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year old girl."
"Now we have an $800,000 home, a $65,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen, colour TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 73-year old woman! It seems to me that you're not holding up
your side of the bargain."

My Wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year old girl,
and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and be watching a 10 inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an Old Guy's problems.

Have I read this here before?